Family Guy, Season 16

[Peter prepares to meet his end and says goodbye to the family]

Peter:
If anything were to happen to me, Lois, I'll miss you more than Life...the cereal, but not the board game which I quite enjoy.

Lois:
Ok.

Peter:
And Meg, I'm sorry I'll never get a chance to walk you down the aisle...at Costco to furnish your sad, single-lady apartment.

Meg:
[sarcastically] Thanks, Dad.

Peter:
And Stewie, it kills me that I'll never see you become a man...-loving twink.

Stewie:
Is anyone gonna stop him?

Peter:
And Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated, I want you to always reach for the Stars...-ky and Hutch DVD that fell behind the entertainment center. Sorry, you were the last one.

Brian:
What about me?

Peter:
You're a dog.