Family Guy, Season 16

Peter:
Wha..What's going on?

Lois:
Peter, enough is enough, that couch is coming off. We're sick of your shenanigans.

Peter:
[grunts] How dare you?! I work my ass off to bring home the bacon for this family, And all you can say is, "We don't want bacon, we want actual money!" Well, I don't have money, I spent it all on bacon!

Lois:
Peter, put yourself in our shoes.

Peter:
I can't! My feet swelled up too much from all the bacon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sleep on the couch on the couch.

[Peter walks and bumps onto the door with a couch and he grunts as he wants to come out from the bedroom]

Peter:
Chris, give me a hand with this. Alright, you ready? All right, 1..2..3.

Chris:
[grunting]

Peter:
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.

Chris:
Okay, all right.

Peter:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. stop, stop.

Chris:
What? What?

Peter:
No, no, no, no, no. Twist it.

Chris:
What? I am.

Peter:
Just look down, all right? Just--just look at me, look what I'm doing. All right, see the way I'm twisting?

Chris:
Okay.

Peter:
No, no, no, no, no.

Chris:
Wait, what?

Peter:
You know what? All right, just--hang--just put-put it down. put it down. Just drop it, drop it.

Chris:
Alright, alright!

Peter:
All right, let's...Let's just hang on and figure this out. Okay. I-I got it. I know what we're gonna...Okay, okay, y--you--we--here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna cushions off, unscrew the legs, take the mattress out, and this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler. It's easier than we're making it. [grunting] This isn't working. You know what? Just give me a push.

[Chris pushes on the couch; Peter falls down the stairs and dies]