Family Guy, Season 4

Brian:
[sees Brutus] Peter, what the hell is that?

Peter:
Ah, this is my seeing eye dog, Brutus.

Brian:
What do you need a seeing eye dog for?

Peter:
Well, 'cause I can't do anything for myself, Brian. I can't drive, I don't know when to cross the street, and I took a dump in a church confessional which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless. I thought I could deal with being blind at first, but...I don't know. I-I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.

[cut to the Fortress of Solitude in Superman]

Superman:
We must stop Lex Luthor before he irradiates the world's supply of gold. [Peter walks into the lair]

Peter:
Uh, hi, uh, sorry. I know you've got a meeting going on, but, um...so, we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its. So, um, just putting it out there. If you're heading to the store later, uh, you know, uh, 800-mile drive for me, like, five seconds for you. Whatever. I'm not here.