Family Guy, Season 4

Peter:
Alright, you guys, I got eight crates of ipecac from Mort, all on my tab. Now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge. [he, Stewie, Chris and Brian chug the ipecac bottles] Okay, here we go. [short pause] How's everybody doing?

Brian:
Good. Good so far.

Peter:
All right, all right.

Stewie:
Nothin' yet.

Peter:
Cool, cool. You know, I don't know if any of you guys have had that pie yet, but that's...that is some tasty stuff. That's from the bake sale that Lois was-- [starts vomiting]

Stewie:
Ooh, one down! I know somebody who won't be having any-- [starts vomiting]

Chris [feels his upset stomach] I'm starting to feel funny.

Brian:
Well, I feel fine. I guess I'm gonna-- [starts vomiting]

Chris:
Oh, boy! [gets up] That means I win! I get to eat the-- [starts vomiting]

Stewie:
[vomits again] Oh... Oh, God! Why didn't anybody tell me-- [vomits again]

Peter:
Oh, my god! My insides are on fire-- [vomits again]

Stewie:
No, please...no more...no more, no-- [vomits again]

Chris:
Dad, I'm scared... [vomits again]

Brian:
Get the phone, call 911-- [vomits again]

Peter:
Lois! Lois, Lois! Get in here-- [vomits again]

Brian:
Okay. I think it's all gone. I think i-- [vomits again]

Stewie:
I don't wanna... I don't wanna-- [vomits again]

Brian:
Peter, I need you to hold my ears--

[Brian vomits, Peter vomits on Brian's ears and Brian vomits again. The vomiting stops for a bit, everyone starts groaning and moaning, and the whole living room is covered in puke.]

Lois:
[enters with a pot] Who wants chowder?

[Peter, Stewie, Brian and Chris resume vomiting, Lois sees them in shock]