Family Guy, Season 4

[Peter and Brian watch TV]

Announcer:
And now, stay tuned for Three's Company.

[the television shows Three's Company]

Chrissy:
Jack, are you out there? I wanna show you my new bikini.

[her top is blacked out]

Peter:
What the hell?! Why they blockin' out all the good stuff?

[he switches to another station showing The Dick Van Dyke Show]

Announcer:
It's The [bleep] Van [bleep] Show, starring [bleep] Van [bleep].

Peter:
They're messin' with my shows!

Brian:
Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today.

[flashback to said episode of said program]

Ralph:
One of these days, Alice, one of these days,...!

Dubbed voice:
[over Ralph's line: "Pow! Right to the moon!"] I'm gonna help stimulate the economy by buying an American car.

[back to the present]

Brian:
This must be the FCC overreacting to the David Hyde Pierce incident. They're censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.

Peter:
What the hell?! They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV, and she looks like a foot! Well, mark my words, I'm gonna fight this!