Family Guy, Season 4

[Brian and Stewie are joking about Marian]

Stewie:
Hey, Brian. Marian just called you an alcoholic.

Brian:
Oh, yeah? Marian just called you a homo.

Stewie:
Wait a second. I'll be right back. [leaves, then returns with a cucumber] Hey, Brian, Brian. What if I put this cucumber right here? Put the cucumber right there. Do you think Patrick would be angry?

[both laugh]

Brian:
I don't know, man! It's his wife!

Stewie:
You don't think he'd be ticked off if I put this... Just put that right there? Just right in that spot, right there on the couch?

Brian:
[laughing] Hey, Marian's giving you a thumbs up! [laughs]

Stewie:
You know what we should do? We should let it sit here for a couple of weeks and see if it pickles!

[both laugh]

Stewie:
If after three weeks, it pickles, then she's real, and we both have to buy Patrick a steak!

[both laugh harder]