Fawlty Towers, Series 1

Major:
Oh, Fawlty. How's, erm...

Basil:
My wife?

Major:
Er, that's it.

Basil:
Fine. Absolutely fine. They're taking it out tomorrow morning.

Major:
Is she? Good.

Basil:
No, not her, the nail. They're taking it out tomorrow.

Major:
What?

Basil:
The nail! They're taking it out tomorrow.

Major:
H-How did she get a nail in her?

Basil:
No, I thought I told you, Major. She's having her toenail taken out.

Major:
What, just the one of them?

Basil:
It's an ingrowing one, Major.

Major:
If it's causing you pain, you have it out!