Firefly

Lund:
You know, your coat is kinda a brownish color...

Mal:
It was on sale. [Calmly sips his drink]

Lund:
You didn't toast. You know, I'm thinkin' you one of 'em In'e'pen'ents.

Mal:
And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other until we go away?

Lund:
The In'e'pen'ents were a bunch of cowardly, inbred piss-pots. Should've been killed off of every world spinnin'.

Mal:
[Turns] Say that to my face.

Lund:
I said you're a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?

Mal:
[Smiling] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.

[Lund turns, and Zoe knocks him out with the butt of her rifle]

Mal:
Drunks are so cute.