Firefly

[Jayne menacingly approaches Mal with a huge weapon.]

Jayne:
Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.

[He hands it to Mal.]

Mal:
Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze... Are you offering me a trade?

Jayne:
A trade? Hell, that's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy'n what you got.

Mal:
What I got? She has a name!

Jayne:
So does this! [caresses the gun lovingly] I call it Vera.

Mal:
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.