Firefly

[Jayne hocks some spit to help sharpen his knife.]

Simon:
Could you not do that while we're… ever?

[Jayne spits again.]

Wash:
So, two days in a hospital? That's awful! Don't you just hate doctors?

Simon:
Hey!

[Unobserved by anyone, River pulls a huge carving knife out of the kitchen rack.]

Wash:
I mean, present company excluded.

Jayne:
Let's not be excludin' people. [grins] That'd be rude.

[Suddenly, River slashes Jayne in the chest.]

. . .

River:
He looks better in red.