Firefly

[Simon thanks Jayne for his apparent resistance to arrest, unaware that Jayne had called in the feds himself.]

Simon:
Still... I appreciate you trying.

Jayne:
You know what I'd appreciate? You stop flapping that pretty mouth at me. I'm trying to figure a way out of here. I can't do it with you yammerin'.

River:
They took Christmas away.

Jayne:
What the hell now?

River:
I came downstairs for the shiny presents. They took the tree and the stockings. Nothing left but coal.

Jayne:
[to Simon] Would you shut her up?

River:
Don't look in the closet either. It's greedy. It's not in the spirit of the holiday.

Jayne:
You shut the hell up right now, or so help me, I will shut you up.

[River looks at Jayne with disbelief and disappointment.]