Firefly

[Book, Kaylee and Jayne sit in the common area, spying on Inara and Mal, awaiting her latest client.]

Book:
Didn't Inara express a wish for privacy?

Kaylee:
Oh… we've gotta see who she's got. I bet he's handsome. I think he's gonna bring her flowers.

[A man walks onto Serenity, that seems to be Inara's latest client.]

Kaylee:
Oh— there he is!

Mal:
Well, he looks the respectable sort. Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Malcolm Rey—

[The man ignores Mal's outstretched hand and walks by him as Mal looks questioningly at his unshaken hand.]

Bodyguard:
We're all clear here, councilor.

[The councilor, Inara's client, walks in and is revealed to be a woman. Mal stands by as they walk upstairs, mouth agape.]

Mal:
...Huh.

[Jayne, Kaylee, and Book are clearly shocked, especially Jayne, who stares confoundedly at the two retreating women.]

Book:
Ohh, my.

Kaylee:
Oh, gosh, I-I knew she took female clients, I just, uh- [laughs] They look so glamorous together.

Jayne:
...I'll be in my bunk.