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Fleabag, Season 2

Fleabag (2016–2019) is a British comedy-drama television series starring and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, broadcast on BBC Three about a young woman trying to cope with life in London whilst coming to terms with a recent tragedy. more »

Martin:
Is that a bassoon in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

Fleabag:
Would you say that to your son?

Martin:
When he has his bassoon, sure. But he's never pleased to see me, so...

Fleabag:
It doesn't even make sense. Why would a bassoon in my hand...

Martin:
Like a dick in your hand.

Fleabag:
Oh, right. So if I was walking towards you with an amputated dick in my hand you'd think I was horny.

Martin:
Well, I'd assume that you had been.

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