Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Season 4

Bloo:
[talking to the mirror after drawing eyebrows and a moustache on his face] I am Pierre Schezuan! Haw haw haw haw! I put ze ducks in Crystal Pond! [draws a goatee on his face] I am Pierre's evil brother! I steal ze ducks from Crystal Pond! [draws an ear on the side of his face] I am Pierre's third cousin! I have ze ear on ze side of my face! Haw haw haw haw haw! [puts on lipstick] I am Pierre's girlfriend! [starts kissing the mirror] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah!

Mac:
[walks in on Bloo, who just appears out of nowhere] What are you doing?

Bloo:
Nothing, nothing! What are you doing?

Mac:
You got something... [Bloo wipes face with his hands, attempting to hide what he was doing, smears lipstick and black makeup a little] You still got... [Bloo wipes face again, smears makeup substantially; beat, giving up] You got it.