Friends, Season 10

[Chandler pulls Monica aside when they are told that they are adopting twins]

Chandler:
What do we do?

Monica:
What do you mean 'what do we do'?

Chandler:
[frantically] Twins... Twins...

Monica:
Chandler, you're panicking!

Chandler:
Uh huh, join me, won't you? Okay what do you say we keep one and then just like have an option on the other one?

Monica:
We can't split them up!

Chandler:
Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later they'll find each other... and be reunited. I mean that's a great day for everybody.

Monica:
I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies. I don't care if the entire cast of Eight Is Enough comes out of there!