Frisky Dingo, Season 1

[Old Spice, Xander and Killface navigate the Torpedo Vegas sewers]

Killface:
All right, tell Old Spice thanks for helping us escape… uh the map… Oh! And thanks for these new eyes!

Xander:
[in Mandarin] Thanks for your help. And the eyes.

Old Spice:
[in Mandarin] The glasses are only temporary.

Xander:
Neat!

Killface:
Oh, this bag of radishes.

Xander:
[in Mandarin] Also, thanks for the radishes!

Killface:
Move over bananas, I found a new source of potassium.

Old Spice:
[in Mandarin] There should also be a turnip.

Killface:
Oh, and tell him… [looks at Xander] you know, you’re really dead handsome.

Xander:
[in Mandarin] He says you’re very handsome.

Old Spice:
[looks nonplussed at Killface then Xander. In Mandarin] Tell him I have a wife. In China.

Xander:
Uh… he says he has a car, in China.

Killface:
Well, I don’t care about his car!

Xander:
Well, I’m not gonna tell him that!

Killface:
No, do tell him! Tell him that verbatim.

Xander:
Owning a car in China has got to be, like, a huge deal! Of course he’s proud!

Killface:
Barnaby.

Xander:
Think how many rags he had to pick!

Killface:
Time’s a bit of a factor here.

Xander:
TELL HIM YOU’RE PROUD OF HIS CAR!

Killface:
What does it matter what I say?

Xander:
Well, he speaks English.

Killface:
[to Old Spice] You speak English?

Old Spice:
Yes.

Killface:
[walks away] Mm-hmm.