Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

Buffy:
[about a date with Principal Wood] Or it could be work-related. Maybe I'm getting promoted for doing such a good job.

Willow:
[laughs heartily, then sees Buffy's look] Right, that makes sense too.

Buffy:
Or maybe he knows I suspect he's up to something, and he's taking me out to kill me.

Willow:
Well, you'll have to dress for the ambiguity.

Buffy:
You know, it's not even that he's acting that suspicious. It's just - there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.

Willow:
Not really a shower.

Buffy:
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.

...

Willow:
I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on.