Futurama, Season 3

Bender:
Those pork dumplings sent us on a fake pizza delivery!

Fry:
The address was to "Dogdoo 8", but the universe ends right after Dogdoo 7.

Hermes:
[to Dwight] Child mon, is this true?

Dwight:
Yeah, but why are you mad at us? Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviously fake mission.

Cubert:
[points at Bender] Plus, they're making bootleg beer inside company property!

Bender:
[nervously] Lies! Lies and slander! [belches foam]

Farnsworth:
Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed?! That's the last straw! You boys have been underfoot long enough!

Hermes:
You jerked the words right outta my mouth! We're their fathers, and it's high times we acted like it!

Bender:
[eagerly] Ooh-hoo! Here comes violence!

Hermes:
[clears his throat] Get a job, you lazy kids!

[Dwight and Cubert gasp]

Bender:
[groans, then gets out a baseball bat] I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.