Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

[A vampire knocks Buffy to the ground. Cut to Andrew in his "study."]

Andrew:
Ouch! My goodness! Things look bad for the Slayer, don't they? She didn't see that second vampire, concealed by cover of darkness, ready-

[There's a knock at the door, which Andrew ignores.]

Andrew:
... ready to attack and make her his own vampirical spawn.

[Cut to the bathroom, where Andrew sits on the closed toilet, trying to continue his narration.]

Andrew:
Let's rejoin them now to see-

[Suddenly, Anya barges in.]

Anya:
For God's sakes, Andrew! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

Andrew:
Entertaining and educating.

Anya:
Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?