Game of Thrones, Season 4

Jaime Lannister:
My brother tells me you keep your mouth shut. Unusual talent, for a sellsword.

Bronn:
He tells me you shit gold, just like your father.

Jaime Lannister:
Is this place safe?

Bronn:
There's this knight, er, Laygood. Got thunderbolts on his shield? [Jaime nods] Right here is where I fuck his wife. She's a screamer, that one. If they don't hear her, they won't hear us. [whistles as Jaime draws his sword] I've never seen Valyrian steel before. She's a beauty. Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me. [pulls two blunted swords out of his bag and drops one on the ground]

Jaime Lannister:
I haven't used a sparring sword since I was nine. [just as he grabs the practice sword, Bronn hits him on the wrist with his blade, forcing him to drop it] Bold warrior you are, attacking a man when his guard's down.

Bronn:
Best time to attack a man. [attacks as Jaime picks up the sword; they spar for a moment, then Bronn shoves him against a rock wall] Mind yourself!

Jaime Lannister:
If I still had my right hand...

Bronn:
Plan on growin' it back?