Game of Thrones, Season 6

Missandei:
[Sees Tyrion drinking] You seem happy.

Tyrion Lannister:
I am happy.

[Tyrion puts down his drink and goes to the wine bottle]

Tyrion Lannister:
You should both be happy as well. Not so long ago, this city was ready to devour itself. [Pours more wine to an empty glass] Now it's like a man reborn.

Missandei:
I will be happy when our queen returns.

Tyrion Lannister:
Why don't you drink? Why don't either of you ever drink? [Pours wine to another glass]

Grey Worm:
Unsullied never drink.

Tyrion Lannister:
Why not?

Grey Worm:
Rules.

Tyrion Lannister:
And who made these rules? Your former masters? [Grey Worm and Missandei looks to one another and says nothing] Those miserable old shits didn't want you to be human. Have a drink with me.

[Hands Grey Worm a glass which he takes. Grey Worm takes a smell of the wine which he finds unpleasant]

Tyrion Lannister:
And you? What's your excuse? [Hands Missandei the other glass]

Missandei:
I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny.

Tyrion Lannister:
That's how you know it's working. Here's to our queen. [Raises his glass, sees no one else following] Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our queen. [Both raises their glasses] To Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, long may she reign.

Grey Worm and Missandei:
Long may she reign. [Both take a sip while Tyrion gulps it down]

Tyrion Lannister:
Do you like it?

Grey Worm:
Tastes like it has turned.

Tyrion Lannister:
[Goes to another wine bottle] Yes, yes. Fermentation. [Pours himself another glass] One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms...I'd like to have my own vineyard. [ponders at the thought] Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it. [Takes a sip] Tell me a joke, Missandei of Naath.

Missandei:
I do not know any jokes.

Tyrion Lannister:
Grey Worm? [Grey Worm stares with a blank expression] Right. Three lords walk into a tavern⁠—a Stark, a Martell, and a Lannister. They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, each of them finds a fly in his cup. The Lannister, outraged, shoves the cup aside and demands another. The Martell plucks the fly out and swallows it whole. The Stark reaches into his cup, pulls out the fly and shouts, "Spit it out, you wee shit. Spit it out." [silent reaction] It's funnier in Westeros.

Grey Worm:
The Starks and the Lannisters, I thought these were enemies.

Tyrion Lannister:
Yes.

Missandei:
[to Grey Worm] A joke is like a story, Torgo Nudho. Not a true story, necessarily.

Tyrion Lannister:
A story that's supposed to make you laugh...ideally. Not at the moment, perhaps. [See Missandei take another sip] Missandei, do you like the wine?

Missandei:
[Nods] I do.

Tyrion Lannister:
Tell a joke.

Missandei:
[Thinks for a moment] Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, "Do you know how to swim?" The second says, "No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages."

Tyrion Lannister:
[Sees no reaction from anyone] Ah! [Laughs]

Grey Worm:
[Deadpan] That is the worst joke I ever heard.

Missandei:
You don't even know what a joke is.

Grey Worm:
I am soldier all my life. You think I never hear joke?

Tyrion Lannister:
You lied to us.

Grey Worm:
[Realizing] I make joke.

[Missandei laughs followed by Tyrion. Grey Worm sees Missandei laughing and cracks a smile.]

Missandei:
[Laughing] More jokes.

Tyrion Lannister:
I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. The madam says⁠—

[Before Tyrion finishes, bells were ringing, signifying the arrival of the slave masters]