Game of Thrones, Season 7

Tyrion Lannister:
And Sansa? I hear she's alive and well.

Jon Snow:
She is.

Tyrion Lannister:
Does she miss me, terribly? [Jon scowls at him] A sham marriage... and unconsummated.

Jon Snow:
I didn't ask.

Tyrion Lannister:
Well, it was. Wasn't. Anyway, she's much smarter than she lets on.

Jon Snow:
She's starting to let on.

Tyrion Lannister:
Good. At some point, I want to hear how a Night's Watch recruit became King in the North.

Jon Snow:
As long as you tell me how a Lannister became Hand to Daenerys Targaryen.

Tyrion Lannister:
A long and bloody tale. To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.

Jon Snow:
My bannermen think I'm a fool for coming here.

Tyrion Lannister:
Of course they do. If I was your Hand, I would've advised against it. General rule of thumb: Stark men don't fare well when they travel South.

Jon Snow:
True... but I'm not a Stark.

[Suddenly Drogon swoops right over their heads, roaring; Jon, Davos and the Northmen drop to the ground, staring up at him]

Tyrion Lannister:
[helps Jon back to his feet] I'd say you get used to them... but, you never really do. Come. Their mother is waiting for you.