Game of Thrones, Season 7

Tormund Giantsbane:
Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?

Sandor Clegane:
I didn't trip, I was pushed.

Tormund Giantsbane:
And ever since, you've been mean.

Sandor Clegane:
Will you fuck off?

Tormund Giantsbane:
I don't think you're truly mean. You have sad eyes.

Sandor Clegane:
You want to suck my dick, is that it?

Tormund Giantsbane:
Dick?

Sandor Clegane:
Cock.

Tormund Giantsbane:
Ah, dick. I like it.

Sandor Clegane:
I bet you do.

Tormund Giantsbane:
Nope, it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back in Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, the tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.

Sandor Clegane:
Brienne of Tarth.

Tormund Giantsbane:
You know her?

Sandor Clegane:
You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?

Tormund Giantsbane:
Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.

Sandor Clegane:
How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?

Tormund Giantsbane:
You do know her.

Sandor Clegane:
We've met.

Tormund Giantsbane:
I want to make babies with her. Think of them - great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.

Sandor Clegane:
How did a mad fucker like you live this long?

Tormund Giantsbane:
I'm good at killing people.