Generation Kill

LCpl Harold James Trombley:
Sergeant, I didn't get to shoot!

Cpl Josh Ray Person:
That fucking sucks, Trombley. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to shoot people?

LCpl Harold James Trombley:
Fucking 'A' he did!

Cpl Josh Ray Person:
See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine.

Cpl Walt Hasser:
Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!

Cpl Josh Ray Person:
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking guys. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley:
Nice.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.