Generation Kill

Sgt Maj. John Sixta:
(Almost singing) Groo-ming stan-dard! By first light tamorrey, I expects all y'all to be clean shaven...

GySgt Mike ‘Gunny’ Wynn:
After what we just went through?

Sgt Maj. John Sixta:
There's lots can go wrong out here. Lack of batt'ry. Cold chow. Lack of pussy. But the one thing these mens can counts on is the groomin' standard. I believe it always ought to be there for 'em.

1st Lt. Nathaniel Fick:
Sgt Major, my company commander informed me last night that Godfather said the men wouldn’t have to shave!

Sgt Maj. John Sixta:
(looks down and laughs) In his in-fine-ite wisdom, the battalion commander, never said that. You best check with your company commander.