Generation Kill

Sgt Maj. John Sixta:
What’s this about you losin’ your Kevlar?

Cpl. Gabriel “Gabe” Garza:
It bounced off my head sergeant major, last night.

Sgt Maj. John Sixta:
Bounced off your head?

Cpl. Gabriel “Gabe” Garza:
I was up on the .50 cal, the humvee went over a bump Sergeant Major.

Sgt Maj. John Sixta:
That Kevlar wasn’t yours to lose!! That was the property of this, United States Marine Corps! Belonged to every Marine! Because of your failure to secure that helmet, you’ve jeopardized every Marine servin’ today! Was gonna consider NJP’n yo ass! Sergeant Colbert! This is what happens when you don’t enforce the groomin standard! The mens gets all lax, and other standards fall. Devil Dog here stops usin’ his chinstrap, goes over a bump, Kevlar flies off his head, and our pro-tective posture, is weakened!

Sgt. Brad “Iceman” Colbert:
Roger that, Sergeant Major.

(Sixta winks at Colbert and walks off):

Cpl. Gabriel ‘Gabe’ Garza:
I’m not the fucking retard that lost a whole supply truck!