Generation Kill

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Aw no, Christ lover at my nine.

Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert:
Coming this way?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Yeah, ETA's like 10 seconds.

Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert:
Like I gotta deal with this too...

LCDR Bodley:
Men. I'm holding a service, and I wonder if you would take comfort in pausing for a word of prayer.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Oh, no thank you Lieutenant Commander. We got the warning order, so it looks like we're going to be moving out to kill a lot more of these Godless heathens for you. But don't worry, we will not rest until the Iraqi threat to your way of worship has been completely neutralized.

LCDR Bodley:
I'm aware of the warning order, and it's for that reason that we're congregating right now for a brief service of...

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
The other thing is, is that my team leader here, Sgt. Colbert? Yeah, he was born a Hebrew, and remains a practicing Christ killer. So it's purely out of respect for him, I feel as though I'm going to have to forego your festive rituals.