Generation Kill

Lance Corporal Harold James Trombley:
I don't know why you guys are down on this shit. I'm a Christian.

Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Theologically speaking, Trombley, the world's been going downhill ever since man first offered entrails to the gods.

Lance Corporal Harold James Trombley:
What's that mean? Entrails?

Corporal Josh Ray Person:
That religion is gay.

Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
The point, Lance Corporal: we're supposed to be a recon unit of pure warrior spirit. We're out here, 40 klicks in enemy lines, and this man of God here, he's a fuckin' pog. In fact, he's an officer pog. That's one more layer of bureaucracy and unnecessary logistics, one more asshole we need to supply MREs and baby wipes for. And worst of all, worst of all, the motherfucker doesn't even carry a weapon. When push comes to shove even Rolling Stone picks up a gun but this fuckin' shill of God, he can't cover a sector, he'll never hump ammo or Claymores. This is a fuckin' war and we're here as warriors, so on top of everything else that's expected of us do we really need to drag him along and indulge in this make-believe bullshit?

Corporal Josh Ray Person:
Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just pissed off God.