Generation Kill

Lance Corporal Harold James Trombley:
Hey Person, didn't your mom put your picture up on the Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes?

Corporal Josh Ray Person:
Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes. I even got my dress blues on.

Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her.

Corporal Josh Ray Person:
Technically speaking, Brad, but... didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?

Sergeant Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.

Corporal Josh Ray Person:
At least my mom took me to NASCAR!

Lance Corporal Harold James Trombley:
Your dad's a truck driver?