Generation Kill

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
There's something I've been keeping from you. I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Chef Boyardee! The master!

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Celebrate. Trombley, get a fire going. Walt, here.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
You deceiving, conniving, Hebrew motherfucker. How were you gonna to keep this from your dearest pal Ray-Ray?

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
I got one more secret to share.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
JUGGS!

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
No no no no no wait wait wait, not yet! I need some time with this alone!

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Come on, just give me one --

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Just calm down! You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. Ray, you gotta share with Trombley.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
What?! He'll kill her!

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley:
Eat, fuck, kill -- all the same, right?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Yeah, all the same if you're a fucking psycho! Brad, I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.

Evan 'Scribe' Wright:
Speaking of which -- one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.

Evan 'Scribe' Wright:
What?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H & S Company.

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
She doesn't deserve you, man.