George Lopez, Season 6

Benny:
I don't believe you. You framed him. Do you realize because of what you did, I hated men for twenty years?

George:
Hated men? Not on Friday and Saturday nights! How dumb did you think I was, I knew there wasn't a ghost in your room! "Oooooooohhhh." No ghost calls out men's names!

Ernie:
Oh, now I get it! I never understood why a ghost would haunt for 10 minutes, go use your bathroom then haunt again.

Benny:
Wayne was the best thing that's ever happened to me. I thought we were gonna get married. Why would you do something like this?

George:
Wayne might've been great for you, but not for me.

Benny:
Was he mean to you? Did he smack you around when I wasn't in the room? Because it's okay, I gave him permission to do that!