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Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Season 5

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003 - 2010), also known as Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t!, Penn & Teller: Bullsh**!, Penn & Teller: BS!, and informally as Bullshit!, is an American Emmy-nominated television series on the premium cable channel Showtime. It is h… more »

[After hearing a colonic irrigation "therapist" say that a colonic irrigation treatment cleans out junk that lodges in a subject's colon]

Penn:
That's bullshit. Your colon is not an English muffin. It doesn't have nooks and crannies. If we didn't put Chris through all this stupid shit today, he would've simply shat out all that shit tomorrow. It's as easy as that.

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