Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Season 5
[Two Hispanic men looking like Penn & Teller come up to the camera. The subtitles are in the corresponding (inaccurate) translation of the language - English subtitles for spoken Spanish, Spanish subtitles for spoken English]
Faux Penn:
Me llamo Penn Jillette, y éste es mi socio Teller. ¿Qué chingados está pensando este güey? Los inmigrantes tomamos los trabajos que nadie quiere hacer y eso mejora--
[Translation:
My name is Penn Jillette and this is my partner, Teller. What the f*** is that asshole thinking? "Illegal" immigrants are taking the jobs that no one wants to do and that's quickly improving our way of life.]
Penn:
What the f***? What the f***ing f***? What the f-- get the f*** out of here! These are our jobs! What the-- what the f***? Star! These are our jobs!
[Translation:
¡Largate de aqui! ¡Estos son nos trabajos! ¡Star! ¡Estos son nos trabajos!]
Star:
[off camera] But the other guys are cheaper!
[Translation:
Pero los otros tipos son mas baratos.]
Penn:
You are so f***ing fired. And turn off this subtitle shit! This is America!
[Translation:
Estas tan despedido, pendejo. ¡Apaga ese pinche subtitulo. Estamos en los Estados Unidos!]
[Teller kicks the subtitle header, it veers off view]
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