Gin Tama

[Gintoki and Shinpachi are riding on the motor scooter to save Otae]

Shinpachi:
She’s going to launch soon. Can’t this thing go any faster?

Gintoki:
Well you see, safety first. And it would hurt to fall.

Shinpachi:
Is this the time for that?? My sister’s going to be in high-leg shabu-shabu hell!

Police:
[in patrol car behind them] Hey you with no helmet: stop right there!

Gintoki:
What are you talking about? Do I really need a helmet in this day and age?

Police:
[coming up beside Gintoki] Ok, but it’ll really hurt if you fall, you see. I’m worried about you.

Gintoki:
It’s all right. I’ve got a hard head.

Police:
What’s that? That kind of attitude when I’m tryin’ to help you?! I’ll really hurt! A lot!

Gintoki:
Shut up, I’m telling you, I have a hard head! [rams into the police car and head buts the policeman]

Police:
Ah, I’ve got a nosebleed!