Gin Tama

Gintoki:
Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I’ve been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I’ll only ¾ of the way kill you.

Shinpachi:
3 quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you’re going to get diabetes.

Kagura:
Another embassy recently attacked.(Nose bleeds) Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.

Gintoki:
You’re the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?

Kagura:
You don’t get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.

Gintoki:
Don’t dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!

Kagura:
Don’t be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.

Gintoki:
And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?! Are you a retired cop or something?!

Shinpachi:
I don’t get your reasoning! Hey, calm down! (scooter crashes into Otose's shop.)