Gin Tama

Hijikata:
Hey, there’s no reason to run. This is your first fight in a while. Enjoy it.

Gintoki:
Hey, are you really the leader here? What are you swinging at? You’re wide open.

Hijikata:
Who’re you to comment on my swordplay? I’ll eat you up like the salmon you are!

Gintoki:
So be it. I can fight if it comes to it.

Hijikata:
Don’t give me that! [tries to hit him] You’re not bad. There aren’t many who can dodge that strike.

Gintoki:
That was close. What would’ve happened if you’d hit me?

Hijikata:
You idiot! I’m trying to hit you!