Gin Tama

[During Shinsengumi morning sword training]

Hijikata:
Come on, put some muscle into it! I'll beat the shit outta anyone who slacks off!

Shinsengumi member:
That damn vice-commander...if the vice-commander were the commander, we'd be in a grave situation. [commander sounds the same as gravity/solemnity in Japanese]

Yamazaki:
Come on, 10 in the morning is a little early, don't you think?

Hijikata:
You maggot! Man can do anything he puts his mind to!

Yamazaki:
[swinging a badminton racket] We're not putting our minds to it. We're just faking it.

Hijikata:
Are you swinging that thing around again?! [kicks Yamazaki]