Gin Tama

Shinpachi:
Did you buy the toilet paper?

Kagura:
Here you go. [hands him one roll]

Shinpachi:
Kagura-chan, don’t you usually buy a pack with a bunch of rolls in it? This won’t be enough if someone eats something disagreeable.

Kagura:
Don’t complain. I’m doing you a favor. Who are you, my Mother-in-law? Once, a lonely samurai lived in the woods, and he didn’t have any toilet paper, so he…

Shinpachi:
There’s no fable like that! Whom did you hear that from?

Kagura:
Gin-chan told me.

Shinpachi:
Don’t listen to what he says.

Gintoki:
Shut up, all of you.