Gin Tama

Kagura:
[letting Sadaharu smell the hairpin] When you find her, you can chew this up all you like, Sadaharu!

Shinpachi:
It doesn’t work like that! Chew it up? And how will he find her?

Kagura:
By smell.

Shinpachi:
It’s been 50 years! There’s no smell left.

Kagura:
You never know. Maybe she has terrible BO or something…

Shinpachi:
BO? Don’t crush a young man’s conception of the female body, Miss Sukonbu!

Gintoki:
Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun. Real babes smell good, no matter how sweaty they get. But I suppose some might smell, in spite of being hot…

Shinpachi:
Crazy man.

Gintoki:
Oh well, rather than the perfect woman, I think I’d rather choose someone who really loves me, or some sappy B.S…