Gin Tama

Hijikata:
It’s so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing…And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.

Okita:
Since you’re feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san. [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] That’s so dangerous. Please don’t move around. You’ll get hurt.

Hijikata:
What’s dangerous is you! What do you think you’re doing?!

Okita:
What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.

Hijikata:
Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!