Gin Tama

[a man in the waiting room for a job interview lights his cigarette and accidentally sets his hair on fire.]

Hasegawa:
Hey, hey! You're burning, you're burning!

Guy:
Yeah. The desire for responsibility is burning inside of me.

Hasegawa:
That's not it! Your head is in flames!

Guy:
Oh? Eh... [notices the fire] Aaaaahhh! [spins around in panic] What'll I do?! What'll I do?!

Office worker:
Mr. Shoji Gindo? It's time for your interview-- [sudden deep voice] He's on fire!

Guy:
[standing straight, nervously] I promise to put my burning passion in my work for this company starting now!!

Office worker:
You're not employed yet!!! [splashes the man with water]