Gin Tama

Shinpachi:
We're done for. They [Otae and Kagura] just assembled an axis of evil.

Gintoki:
Leave 'em. Think about it. Isn't the culprit clear by now?

Shinpachi:
Eh? Who could it be? [suddenly glares downward. The scene pans to show Kondo lying under the table.]

Kondo:
[whispering] Uh? I've been discovered? Couldn't be... But, uh... They must've spotted me. Ah! I've been caught! What's that?! You think I'm the thief?! [tries to stand, only to bang his head against the table.] A samurai of my class would never lower himself to steal women's panties!

Gintoki:
A samurai would never live his life stalking people either.

Kondo:
Even if I was a stalker, I'd never be a panty thief! I'll sue you, bastards!

Shinpachi:
It's you who should be sued here.