Gin Tama

[after the woman in the red kimono is revealed to be a mosquito hybrid alien.]

Gintoki:
Aw, geez. I don't care if it's a ghost or a mosquito, she sure caused a lot of trouble.

Hijikata:
It was you who caused me trouble. I said I wouldn't pay for it, so get the hell out.

Gintoki:
Hey, did you forget it was my move that finished all of this?

Hijikata:
What are you talking about? It was my move before yours that clinched it. Even if you weren't around, I'd be fine.

Gintoki:
Pretty tough talk coming from someone who was afraid of death. It would be quite a joke if the one they call the "Vice-Commander from Hell" was afraid of ghosts.

Hijikata:
I wasn't scared, just ghost-hunting. Don't get me wrong. You, on the other hand, got scared to near death.

Gintoki:
I was just pulling your leg. Actually, I have fun with that sort of thing. If I'm ever bored, how 'bout we have fun again?

[Kagura opens the door behind them.]

Kagura:
Gin-chan, it's time to go... Huh? [the deck where Gintoki and Hijikata were sitting is empty now. She looks down and sees they are both hiding beneath the deck.] What are you guys doing?

Gintoki and Hijikata:
Nothing. I just lost my contacts.