Gin Tama

[Gintoki, also in a kappa outfit, is holding the landplot owner in submission, grabbing his groin with one of his hands.]

Landplot owner:
Wh-who the hell are...?

Gintoki:
The eldest of three kappa brothers caught by Ezu in Lake Toya, Taro Kappa! Leave the property immediately, or we kappa will haunt... [squeezes the owner's crotch harder]

Landplot owner:
P-p-please forgive me! What does a kappa like? Cucumbers? Tell me what you want! I don't have any hair, but I have money!

Gintoki:
Something I like?... Okay. [squeezes even harder, making the owner pass out.] Sweet things and crazy people.