Glee, Season 1

Rachel:
Guys, we have a serious problem. You know how I've been doing some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline?

Artie:
Isn't that against the rules?

Rachel:
No, not at all. Or…probably. Whatever! Anyway, what I figured out: I rooted through the dumpsters behind the auditorium and I found eighteen empty boxes of Christmas lights!

Tina:
Oh, no.

Rachel:
Which led me to the fabric store. I asked about red Chantilly lace; they were sold out.

Mercedes:
Oh, sweet Jesus.

Kurt:
Oh, my.

Will:
What?

Kurt:
They're doing Gaga.

Mercedes:
That's it; it's over.

Rachel:
Exactly!

Kurt:
We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them!

Puck:
What’s up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?

Kurt:
Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.

Brittany:
It's true.