Glee, Season 1

Santana:
Besides creeping us out, why are you telling us this?

Will:
If we lose to Vocal Adrenaline at regionals, none of us are gonna regret it. We will have given it our best shot and we won't look back. But we will regret letting them get the best of us before the competition, which is why we need to hit them back just like they hit us.

Quinn:
So you want us to T.P their choir room?

Will:
Whatever the better, cooler version of that is, like, uh- maybe... maybe we should steal their school statue.

Kurt:
Their school statue is a giant bronze of a great white shark eating a seal pup. It weighs three tons.