Glee, Season 3

Santana:
Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about.

Brittany:
That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs?

Santana:
Are we dating or what?

Brittany:
Wait, isn't this a date? Aren't you were paying. I ordered shrimp! Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Are you crying?

Santana:
It's just that I'm really happy.

Brittany:
Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. To win the election.

Santana:
Y-you think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun?

Brittany:
Yeah, he's from Ireland. He's made of magic. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true?

Santana:
Yeah, I do. I'm thinking about joining Shelby's new show choir. If I did, would you join me? I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. But I won't join without you.

Brittany:
I don't want to known as a quitter. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? Can't I think about it for like a day?

Santana:
Yeah, totally. I understand. Just think about it. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish.

Brittany:
Mm hm.

Santana:
I wish you'd hold my hand.

Brittany:
[smiles and holds Santana's hand]

Santana:
[smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]