Glee, Season 3

Mercedes:
Ladies! Vocal warm-ups can wait. I was up half the night thinking about our mash-up for the mash-off, and it came to me: Adele.

Sugar:
I sound just like her.

Brittany:
I love her. I think she sounds like how banana cream pie sounds when it sings.

Santana:
And now that we have that decision out of the way, I can stay focused on my one-sided battle of wits with the knuckle-dragger.

Mercedes:
Santana, the dodgeball thing was fun until the end, but enough.

Santana:
Oh no, honey, I'm just getting started.

Mercedes:
I'm the leader of this group, and I'm telling you: Lay off those guys.

Santana:
I'm sorry. The leader? Who died and made you queen, Aretha?

Mercedes:
I brought you guys in and I came up with the idea for our mash-up while you were wasting time trying to figure out how to make Finn Hudson cry. So, I nominate myself as president of the Troubletones; all in favor?

Mercedes:
You are a star member of this group, and you need to represent.

Brittany:
[singsong] Stop the violence. [nudges Santana] Come on.

Santana:
[smiles] All right. From now on, I'll be so nice cotton candy will melt in my mouth.