Glee, Season 3

Jesse St. James:
Looking for what is left of your dignity?

Rachel Berry:
Nice to see you too, Jesse.

Jesse St. James:
If I were you, I'd spend more time focusing on how you're gonna wrap up fourth place than looking for her. There's no way how Carmen Tibideaux is coming here.

Rachel Berry:
Wait, how do you know about Carmen?

Jesse St. James:
It's my place just to know everything that's going on with my competition. I'm always looking for that extra edge. I'd hate to think you'd pull the same choke job up there today.

Rachel Berry:
Look, I know exactly what you're doing, okay? We didn't date for that long, and I don't even know exactly how much of it was real, but when you get nervous, you get mean, then really pale, then you start putting your hands through your hair like Danny Zucko.

Jesse St. James:
Look, you have no idea the kind of pressure I'm in here. Last year Vocal Adrenaline lost for the first time in eight years. If we lose again this year, that's it, the dynasty is over. The mystique that we use in order to intimidate our opponents will vanish. I promised them I'd reboot the program, I'll be humiliated.

Rachel Berry:
You did help the program. What you did with Unique was amazing!

Jesse St. James:
That was a pretty inspired idea of mine.

Rachel Berry:
It was actually Kurt's and Mercedes' idea, but...

Jesse St. James:
... But I implemented it. I just think that these new rules are messing with my head. 33% of the numbers have be vintage? What does that even mean? The only thing vintage about me is my Tyrone Powers haircut and my pager.

Rachel Berry:
Are you forgetting who you are, Jesse? Your Bohemian Rhapsody was like the benchmark performance for every show choir competition in the past ten years.

Jesse St. James:
Most people don't realize I lost ten pounds during that performance.

Rachel Berry:
You guys are going to do great today. Even though we're definitely going to win.

Jesse St. James:
Cocky all of a sudden. I like it.