Goodness Gracious Me, Series One

Malkit:
This isn't about work, is it? This is about the colour of my skin! You're picking on me 'cos I'm Asian, you racist bastard! I bet you're not ringing up all your white employees and hurling racial abuse at them, are you?!

Boss:
This is the third time this week, Malkit. I can't let you keep doing this!

Malkit:
Ooh, and what are you gonna do? Sack me? You'd love that, wouldn't you. You'd love to throw me on the scrapheap, another disillusioned ethnic youth, no job, no hope, marginalised by white society and forced to rot in urban squalor. Is that what you want? 'Cos that's what'll happen! Eh?

Boss:
Alright, Malkit. I'm sorry. Take the rest of today off.

Malkit:
Good. Thanks. And can I borrow the car, please, Dad?